“I’ll never go in that garden again,” Gertrude Giant told me when I met with her to talk about the case. It’s been two weeks since her husband George’s death and the local police still have no leads. Gertrude said the events that led to his death started when she found a wide beanstalk that... Continue Reading →
Letter From a Forgotten Friend
Dear Mark! You may not remember me! I am Captain Lazer Fist! Leader of the Jet Pack Force! We met when you were 8! I’m writing so you can help me! You created me but didn’t finish my story! Me and the Jet Pack Force have been fighting the Criminal League! For 34 years! Do... Continue Reading →
My Favorite Pen and I
I’ve used many pens in my life. But it wasn’t until I met the Zebra F-301 .7mm Ballpoint Retractable Pen, that I met one I actually cared about. Like many users, I had a type…for a while. Until I had another type. Who knew pens could come in so many beautiful varieties? And when I was... Continue Reading →
The Professor’s Proposal
The Professor steered the blimp towards the shimmering bit of multicolored light that marked the edge of the Bermuda Triangle. “This is my absolute favorite part,” Penelope said walking up to the cockpit’s main viewing window. She pressed a hand on the glass and her delighted face came closer to the glass. For a moment,... Continue Reading →
There are Consequences to Calling Yourself a Ninja
Beth, a self-proclaimed Social Media Ninja, stopped checking her feeds long enough to look at the rectangular package she had received earlier that day. She opened the box to see a finely polished wooden box. Opening the lid, she saw a scroll, which she then laid out on her desk. Here is what she read:... Continue Reading →
The Life of a Barrel Breaker
Based on the ridiculousness of role playing video games. My name is Bohr and I’m a barrel breaker. Just like my father, and his father before him, and his father before him and so on. In fact, my family is the oldest family of barrel breakers in the valley. Each of us started out learning... Continue Reading →
