I Was a Teenage Haunted House Monster

October starts as fall begins. The weather is chillier as night comes sooner and the tree leaves begin to die beautifully. Halloween costumes are bought to scare or seduce. Pumpkins get gutted and carved. “Pumpkin spice” — a horror all its own — gets added to too many things. And 26 years ago in October,... Continue Reading →

Halloween Costume That I’m Both Most Ashamed of and Proud

You remember hearing about the “Ghost of the Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts,” right? If you did, it would really make me feel better about myself with this story. In case not—and it will become apparent you’re not alone—the “Ghost of the Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts” was one of my brother and I’s favorite scary stories... Continue Reading →

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