Sometimes You Just Need a Creative Release to Keep Going

When I changed careers to pursue becoming a professional copywriter, I discovered that there were many different jobs a copywriter could specialize in. One of those I tried was being an SEO copywriter–which I already knew a bit about how it works and how effective it could be.

My hope was that I would be directly working on client websites where I could better apply advertising degree background. Instead, I started out by cranking out 8-10 500 word SEO articles a day.

Each article was based on a keyword phrase–something exciting like: composite decking reviews, can you freeze lunch meat, or Candace Bergen plastic surgery. These keywords had to repeated throughout the article. Plus, include anchor text phrases—which weren’t always related to the keywords—that serve as back links to a client’s website.

At the end of one day, I was pretty frustrated with this sometimes-ridiculous process and really needed a creative outlet. So I took a keyword phrase from an article written earlier that day—“how to frame a window”—and rewrote it with the same anchor texts into something more entertaining. It helped me relieve my frustration and later enjoy the process a bit more.

Below is that article and it’s completely ridiculous. But that’s what made it so fun.

How to Frame a Window & Get Away With It

People can have many reasons for wanting to know how to frame a window for a crime. Maybe it’s because of a personal offense towards you or a loved one. Maybe you just don’t like the way it looks, or looks at you. The windows Oklahoma City homes have in them are notorious for their uncomfortable glaring. Whatever your reason, it’s important to remember one thing. It’s not as easy as it looks on those home repair/crime shows. That’s why you need to keep these important steps in mind.

How to Frame a Window: Step 1

The first rule to remember for any crime is to leave no witnesses. Allowing a witness to see you commit the crime will ensure that YOU are the one that will be doing the time. So, to know how to frame a window properly, make sure and remove the curtains. The curtains cannot be trusted—everyone knows they’re shady—and Oklahoma City windows and curtains are commonly seen hanging around together. Of course, curtains don’t talk—that would be crazy. That doesn’t mean that they won’t accuse you in other ways.

How to Frame a Window: Step 2

There’s another surefire way to connect a crime to a criminal: evidence. So, to know how to frame a window properly, you’ll also need plenty of evidence. The exact nature of this evidence will be determined by your crime of choice. Whether it’s a large bag of money, recently fired gun, or a bloody glove, make sure it’s placed as close to the hated window as possible.

How to Frame a Window: Step 3

Many times, the police aren’t aware a crime has been committed until someone reports it. So to know how to frame a window properly, you need to be proactive. Make sure you make that anonymous call to the police yourself. If you’re concerned about calling from your own phone, then call from one of the many public payphones available on every street corner. You should also use a fake voice to further hide your identity. You might try a robot voice—the cold, logical nature of a robot makes them the most reliable witnesses.

Enjoy the View

If you’ve properly completed how to frame a window, then it’s case closed. Sit back and enjoy the view of your devious plan coming to fruition. Your window will face the harsh punishment that our justice system provides and your life will most likely be better for it.

However, there may later come a time when you start regretting your decision and miss your window. When these thoughts arise, you may want to look at some of the replacement windows Oklahoma City window agencies have available. Maybe even check out some of the warm and friendly thermal windows Oklahoma City is famous for.

Many agencies will even let you try a window out before you buy it. This way you get to know each other better before making a decision. Take it some place casual—nothing serious—like a Wendy’s. You’ll eventually find a window you connect with. One that won’t just fill the hole in your wall, but the one your heart as well.